So, kittens at the place I volunteer were playing with a dead cicada. So when I find another dead cicada I thought I would give it to them. I pick it up to find that it has no head and is being devoured by ants. I think to myself 'Okay, just shake off the ants and let the kittens play with it' So that's what I intend to do. Then I notice it's legs twitching. 'Okay, I've heard of stuff like that before. No big deal. After all it doesn't even have a HEAD' I get inside to the kittens and lay it down for them. It starts full out kicking. 'Okay, not normal' I go to pick it up and the thing starts flapping it's wings and clicking and acting like a real live cicada. BUT IT HAS NO HEAD! So my logical brain is telling me 'If it looks like a live cicada, moves like a live cicada and sounds like a live cicada its probably alive!' So I'm observing it struggle wondering what to do to it when it stings/stabs me with the sharp end of it's butt! At this point I decided that I would not let a zombie cicada patronize me. (Especially since I'm allergic to stinging bugs and I don't know what just happened!) I put it out of it's misery. Crazy thing!
But yeah if you're a tl;dr kind of person THE CICADA ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EXISTS!
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